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Old May 17, 2011, 03:24 PM // 15:24   #9801
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welcome to the real world.....now you get to learn about things like paying bills, buying groceries, learning to cook (or which restaurants do take out for cheap)...and things like if I dont pay my cell phone bill this month will I still have service??? How DO I come up with enough for first month/last month rent? and then it costs HOW MUCH for that tune-up on my car?????
along with the 'I did have my paycheck directed deposited--it should have been there yesterday, WHY are you charging me an over draft??????'

ah the joys of living on your own (none of those happened to me, just stuff I heard from a LOT of friends after graduation).
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Old May 17, 2011, 08:34 PM // 20:34   #9802
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Old May 17, 2011, 09:35 PM // 21:35   #9803
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What's the best pick up line to pick up a chick at a bar?
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Old May 17, 2011, 10:04 PM // 22:04   #9804
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I think pwnd already HAS a girl so he wont be needing that one!
(or then again ....he will be far out in the cornfields of cornfields-----).
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Old May 17, 2011, 11:54 PM // 23:54   #9805
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Ya, that should be interesting cosy. I am hoping that getting money before I move into my new place this August will allow me to avoid such issues. I would prefer not to be living paycheck to paycheck. I want to have some money in reserve.

Best pickup line? Pickup lines are shit. Just sayin'. Usually they make the person look more like a douche than anything. I prefer just to be real and talk to them. Not drop one freaking line. It has worked well for me some far. Had a gf for over 4 years now. So I think my way works just fine.
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Old May 18, 2011, 03:47 AM // 03:47   #9806
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I never did the bar scene so no ideas about pick up lines (and most guys arent really into ugly girls--so the few times I did go to a bar most guys looked the other way or at their shoes)....
all of my bf's have been thru groups or clubs we belonged to ---they found out that the outside wrapping is nothing like what's inside.....but it was fun to find out that half of the guys in the club I was in at college (techie sci fi club)..all wanted to date me at one point or another! (only ONE had the chutzpah to ask me!)

ah oh well.....living pay check to pay check isnt all that bad if you can budget well....but not something I recommend for the long haul.
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Old May 18, 2011, 04:06 AM // 04:06   #9807
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I didn't mean my gf at the bar, nor do I go. I usually meet them in class, organizations, etc.

Ya, I am going to try my best to budget.
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Old May 18, 2011, 08:29 PM // 20:29   #9808
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What would be a women's reaction if I said, "Did you just fart? Because, you just blew me away"
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Old May 18, 2011, 08:59 PM // 20:59   #9809
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I tried not to reply but just had to. They would be running in the opposite direction from the insane person.
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Old May 18, 2011, 10:32 PM // 22:32   #9810
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Either that or they would smack you so hard that you would think the year was 1923.
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or she could giggle and say "hi my names traci(with an i), me and my friends are lightweight drinkers from out of town"
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Old May 19, 2011, 04:11 AM // 04:11   #9812
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Or you could realize you are in a fantasy world while currently sitting at home in front of your computer. Oh snap.
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Old May 19, 2011, 12:11 PM // 12:11   #9813
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I think god called, he wants his angel back :UUUUU Do it
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Old May 19, 2011, 06:43 PM // 18:43   #9814
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I think god called, he wants his angel back :UUUUU Do it


I think that sums up that comment nicely...
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Old May 19, 2011, 07:26 PM // 19:26   #9815
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I think that sums up that comment nicely...
did it hurt falling down from heavenzz??
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Old May 19, 2011, 08:17 PM // 20:17   #9816
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did it hurt falling down from heavenzz??
Please refer to my previous statement.
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Old May 23, 2011, 08:41 AM // 08:41   #9817
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well, gee guess I am glad I missed THAT excitement.....got back from hot and waay too sunny florida (good thing I didnt get to spend any time outdoors).....didnt get everything accomplished we wanted to, but did find a few things and packed and packed and packed and ...........packed.....

and I really do hate airports!
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Old May 23, 2011, 03:21 PM // 15:21   #9818
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Ya, I have never been a fan of post-9/11 airports... But I guess that comes with safety.

Stayed in Florida and all you did was pack?!?!? Oh cosy... I guess that for you being indoors is okay though.
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Old May 23, 2011, 04:09 PM // 16:09   #9819
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it was not a choice. I went there for the sole purpose of packing up my moms stuff (she is moving to the skilled care center so wont return to her old apartment--and just has waaay to much stuff for a small one room).....anyway....there is nothing to do where she lives.
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Parents always seem to have WAY to much stuff... My parents basement is full of unused stuff...
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